(eudio) cuddlr

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STEPH BROWN (20) student, personal trainer, occasional gymnast, coffee addict. problems with authority and probably not as cool as you

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Comments

(connor)

[controlledvariable]

[here]

Well, kind of. We had sex ed at school, but mostly we figured things out by reading magazines meant for people older than us.

Re: (connor)

[daddyissues]

I didn't go to school... guess I'll pick up some magazines? Or just research it here.

[controlledvariable]

I'd recommend Wikipedia. Just googling things will lead you down strange paths.

[Porn. She means porn.]

[daddyissues]

Okay. Wikipedia it is. I just figured there was a library here. [ Books are what he's used to for reference, poor kid is a little overwhelmed by the stuff their phones can do, forget about the internet. ]

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The advantage of the internet is that you don't have to worry about nosy librarians.

[She was a nosy librarian she has no regrets.]

(jem)

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[here.]

are you warm enough? can i bring like a space heater along with hot cocoa?

[medals]

i am but you can bring me those things if you want to ( :D )

[controlledvariable]

sure. i'll drag a heater and a couple of blankets and hot cocoa through the snow just for you

[medals]

omg where are you

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a house

kinda east from city hall. i went out to see if anyone needed help

[medals]

stay there if it's safe you donut

i'm well provided for. i've got fruit, carbs some ... crunchy things

[controlledvariable]

a donut, really?

and crunchy things don't sound edible

[medals]

they're shaped like pringles but they're chocolate??? with honeycomb
idk they're good
i'm probably gaining sixty nine stone as we speak but it's worth it

(peter)

[controlledvariable]

[here.]

you're totally a perv aren't you?

(it's okay i know you aren't. stupid shit is always a good ice breaker)

in her defense i was joking about having sex with her boss so the death threats are probably warranted.

[spideys]

hahahaha wow

you really do just go there with the jokes

i'd fistbump you or something (that's what cool ppl do right? i wouldn't know honestly) but .. text

[controlledvariable]

i'll tell you a secret

making inappropriate jokes is a good way to get rid of tension

unless you're like being creepy and hitting on someone. that doesn't count

(sam)

[controlledvariable]

[here.]

do you often have cute girls trolling you?

[wingmate]

I have to admit, it's a pretty new thing for me, but somehow I can tell it's going to happen a lot more often while I'm here.

[controlledvariable]

is that all on me, or do i have competition?

[wingmate]

So far, it's looking like most of it's going to be on you, though I can't be sure. There seem to be a lot more sassy people coming in lately.

[controlledvariable]

maybe that's part of the selection criteria

and tormenting you is a burden i'm willing to accept

[wingmate]

Gonna to help me screen out candidates now?

It's a good thing I don't mind you tormenting me that much either, so your pancake privileges are safe for now.

[controlledvariable]

of course. only the best for you

i didn't know i had to keep up good behavior to keep pancake privileges!!

cisco

[controlledvariable]

[here.]

that's a good way to do it. ones i've seen usually have very fine wiring that heats up from a battery pack, like a fancy electric blanket.

Re: cisco

[picksthenames]

its basically the same concept, but trying to spread out the warmth all over and keep it pretty lightweight.