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Excuse you but I am a great cat owner. I don't even mind all the fur she gets on my suits. That's love.

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you named her mike

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Cats have no concept of gender! Stop imposing human social constructs on her!

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who said it was about gender! mike's just a crappy name for a cat!

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What would you have named her? Princess Snugglewhiskers?

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you don't know me at all

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How about Purrsephone?

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all the other cats would make fun of her

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So you teach her to tell the other cats to go fuck themselves.

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what happens when she starts getting into cat fights?

[steph pls]

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She's no pussy. She can take 'em.

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[excuse u Saul, pussy shouldn't be an insult

but Steph will ignore it for the sake of puns.]

i wouldn't want things to get too furocious

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It'll be a fight that goes down in hisstory.

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Thanks for taking over the cookie tent this month, Steph. I'll be with Jesse all day, so there's no knead to worry about him.

If anything goes wrong or you have a problem, please call me. But if you-know-who shows up — and I'm not talking about Voldemort, tho they could probably pass for cousins — TEXT me instead. I'll be keeping an eye on my tablet.

Good luck. Doughn't screw it up. :)

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[There's a long moment where she stares at this message, and then just - laughs, because those puns, Saul, those puns.]

thanks for the vote of confidence.

how's your hangover?

[JUST ASSUMING. Considering Ella's party]

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[Saul really hopes the pause means she's laughing.

sigh]

Wunderbar. I feel like a million bucks.



And by that I mean "I feel like someone dropped a million dollars' worth of quarters on my face."

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shouldn't have gotten so drunk, querido

[If he's gonna call her sweetheart in Yiddish....]

want me to send up some cookies and coffee?

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Worth it~

[Ugh. Steph.

Pls.]

Are you a delivery service now? I won't be charged, will I?

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[She still isn't sure he believes him, but it's so much easier to pretend things are normal.]

i'm just trying to be nice. i promise it's free.

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[Hey, whatever. He's cool with that.]

Then yes, please.

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it'll be there in a few.

good luck with jesse

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♥

[he's hungover

it doesn't mean anything]

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[reconnaissance]

Hey, Steph? I'm heading out into the Outlands for a few days to do some writing and hunting and stuff. You gonna be able to keep out of trouble that long?

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Of course not. [But there's a grin in her voice, even if it fades after a moment.] Everything okay?

[Sometimes Ellie just needs space, but it can't hurt to check.]

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Typical. Try not to set the place on fire, all right?

( And a quiet laugh. ) Yeah, everything's good. I just thought I'd stretch my legs for a bit. Get back to nature, or something.