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of course not

[personal profile] bumbles 2013-05-29 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
i think "powered by slugs" would be worse

( how have they gotten onto the topic of his sex life

and how does it seem like they just mutually acknowledged that he's a giant virgin this is so not okay )


i'm pretty sure i don't want to
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LOVE ME NOW no no i don't want you

[personal profile] bumbles 2013-05-29 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
costume made of slugs or something

( what happened to this conversation )

do you want to spar?
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MY BOWL IS ONLY HALF FULL wait i must eat that thing i didn't want as you refill the bowl

[personal profile] bumbles 2013-05-29 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
i didn't say i'd never been corrupted, just that i resist corruption

suit up? i prefer to be in the outlands but i have time if you do
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meanwhile my roommate just said "dick obsessed sex pervert" really loudly in the kitchen

[personal profile] bumbles 2013-05-29 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
there's no good way to respond to that

all right. meet you at
( random address ) in twenty?
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that's what i'm afraid of

[personal profile] bumbles 2013-05-29 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
action.
( And he is going to take this opportunity to just disappear and not respond. Whenever the Bat decides to turn up, she might find Atlas is already, idly strolling along the roof, keeping an eye out for her. Twenty minutes had been an overestimation of how much time he needed, he's been there since about ten minutes after they agreed to meet. )
5055034455: 3x04 (really though?)

text;

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-05-29 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Dammit, Jim! I'm a lawyer, not a superhero!
5055034455: 4x03 (world's smallest violin)

text; nope too much fun

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-05-30 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
We've been over this already. Not superhero material.
5055034455: 2x08 (swaggity swag)

text; shrugs!!

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-05-30 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[w h y]

You just wanna see me in a cape, don't you?
5055034455: 2x11 (world's greatest lawyer)

text; probably for the best tbh

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-05-30 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Mwahahaha?

[And now it's time for Saul to side-eye his tablet like HOW IS THIS CONVERSATION EVEN STILL A THING...]
5055034455: 3x11 (at the helm)

text; plot twist: they become bffs

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-05-30 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
What happened to not being the bad guy?
5055034455: 4x10 (do I have to repeat myself?)

text; YOU NEVER KNOW...!

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-05-30 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
That statement makes no sense to me. What's a supervillain without the "villain" component?
5055034455: 3x02 (confidence man)

text; no it okay

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-05-30 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
If I'm gonna be a supervillain, it's go big or go home. None of this ambiguous antihero stuff — I'm talking world domination. Minions and all.
5055034455: 3x04 (:I)

text; /pets with broom

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-05-31 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
I had henchmen. If minions are anything like those guys, nevermind. Count me out.