The fact that I'm even giving a flying fuck about relationship drama right now. It's so fucking petty and stupid that I'm really thinking of hurling myself into space to kill off my three remaining brain cells.
Also, caveat: you talk about this with ANYONE and I am going to find out all your favorite foods and remove them from the cafeteria. I have ways of inflicting low-level misery.
[Translation: Steph, you're my only female sort-of friend; help me.]
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The fact that I'm even giving a flying fuck about relationship drama right now. It's so fucking petty and stupid that I'm really thinking of hurling myself into space to kill off my three remaining brain cells.
Also, caveat: you talk about this with ANYONE and I am going to find out all your favorite foods and remove them from the cafeteria. I have ways of inflicting low-level misery.
[Translation: Steph, you're my only female sort-of friend; help me.]