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[If she wasn't seeing someone, this is the point where she'd pretend to fall just to see if he really would catch her.

But she has some self control.]

Aren't you just the perfect gentleman?

[werewolfing]

[he would've, for the record.]

Nope. But I can be a passable one sometimes.

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[She looks at him for a long moment, like something's just occured to her, and then she starts laughing, a proper, loud laugh that has her covering her mouth with a hand to try to muffle it.]

Sorry, sorry, I just imagined you all dressed up in a tux.

[And it was hilarious.]

[werewolfing]

Aww, fuck no.

[he makes a face like the very idea is completely gross before subsiding to shaking his head and chuckling.]

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[That just makes her laugh harder.

Which is nice, laughing makes her feel better.]

It'd be like trying to give a cat a bath, wouldn't it?

[werewolfing]

I've given a cat a bath before. Nobody's gotten me in a tux yet.

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Careful, I might take that as a challenge.

[too late she's already decided it's a life goal]

[werewolfing]

Nope. Nope nope nope, not happening. Nuh uh.

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Oh, come on. I think you'd look dashing.

[She reaches out to mime adjusting a bow tie on him, because she's a little shit.]

[werewolfing]

You are so full of shit.

[he swats at her hands halfheartedly]

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So you can dish out compliments but you can't take 'em? I see how it is.

[that so isn't the point, steph]

[werewolfing]

[eyerolllll]

I am a handsome asshole regardless of what I'm wearing, girl wonder.

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But you'd look even more handsome in a tux.

[werewolfing]

Nope. Not happening.

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Not even if I wore one as well?

[that seems fair...]

[werewolfing]

[he makes a show of considering it.]

Eeeh...

...

...nope.

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Wow.

<small[rude as hell, rumancek.]

[werewolfing]

[putting him in a tux is rude.]

Hey, I was tempted there for a second. You'd look better in a tux than me.

i just can't win with html lately

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Well, yeah. I'd look better in anything than you.

[well then]

i only html correctly because i c&p

[werewolfing]

Exactly my point. So there's no need for me to play dress-up.

you are smarter than i am

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Except for my enjoyment.

[clearly the most important thing]

i think the word you were looking for is 'lazy'

[werewolfing]

So braid my hair or something. Formalware is right out.

there's a fine line between lazy and efficient

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I don't think your hair's quite long enough to braid.

[werewolfing]

[peter snorts and shakes his head. the front's too short because he keeps hacking off those parts to about nose length, but the hair behind his ears is definitely below his shoulders once it stops sitting in his collar, long enough to ponytail. this kid hasn't had a real haircut since he came to exsilium in september.]

Maybe if your braid-fu is weak.

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Maybe I'm just trying to hint tht you need a haircut.

[what]