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controlledvariable) wrote2014-02-02 07:59 pm
controlledvariable) wrote2014-02-02 07:59 pm
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Yeah.
[She knows.]
You can use a staff however you want. [which technically isn't true, but things like technique are for people who can afford to be fussy.] But I get it.
[She knows.]
You can use a staff however you want. [which technically isn't true, but things like technique are for people who can afford to be fussy.] But I get it.
I'd probably look pretty stupid, though.
[Priorities, Saul!!]
[Priorities, Saul!!]
beating myself up about things is what i do best
[More jokes that aren't really funny.]
but i promise i don't hate kittens.
[More jokes that aren't really funny.]
but i promise i don't hate kittens.
( Stephanie )
Are you just making yourself feel worse on principle, now?
( Atlas cares not for this. He gets it, but this is just hurting her. )
See? Kittens are great. Have you ever seen that video on Youtube with the kitten playing with the dobermann?
Are you just making yourself feel worse on principle, now?
( Atlas cares not for this. He gets it, but this is just hurting her. )
See? Kittens are great. Have you ever seen that video on Youtube with the kitten playing with the dobermann?
i'm very stubborn
[Like... a lot.]
i think that one might be past my timeline. i miss youtube.
[Life is hard without stupid cat videos.]
[Like... a lot.]
i think that one might be past my timeline. i miss youtube.
[Life is hard without stupid cat videos.]
no one's more stubborn than me.
[for reals tho.]
...
what the hell is gangam style?
[for reals tho.]
...
what the hell is gangam style?
i do, but if you need it for yourself i'm pretty sure our skin tones aren't the same
[She's assuming he's got bruises from superheroing that need to be covered.]
[She's assuming he's got bruises from superheroing that need to be covered.]
it really does. and if you're trying to cover up bruises you'll need more than just foundation.
...are you covering up bruises?
...are you covering up bruises?
Are hick
( Wait, no, don't send that. Except no he totally did just send that, and he stares in horror.
It takes a really, really long time for him to type this, and he tries to think of about twenty different ways to phrase it, before he has to concede defeat. )
Are hickeys bruises?
( Wait, no, don't send that. Except no he totally did just send that, and he stares in horror.
It takes a really, really long time for him to type this, and he tries to think of about twenty different ways to phrase it, before he has to concede defeat. )
Are hickeys bruises?
Edited 2013-05-23 16:35 (UTC)
[Oh no that's both adorable and hilarious. She pretty much figures out where this is going after the "are hick", and is amused to find she was right.
If she hadn't met Donny, her first response would be to tease mercilessly, but she wonders if that might be a bit much.]
they are, and luckily for you i have nearly as much experience covering up hickeys as i do covering up bruises!
you'll wanna start with a yellow based concealer with foundation over that. if you think you can make it outside in your condition to come over here, i'll pick something up and teach you how to do it.
[Isn't she a helper.]
If she hadn't met Donny, her first response would be to tease mercilessly, but she wonders if that might be a bit much.]
they are, and luckily for you i have nearly as much experience covering up hickeys as i do covering up bruises!
you'll wanna start with a yellow based concealer with foundation over that. if you think you can make it outside in your condition to come over here, i'll pick something up and teach you how to do it.
[Isn't she a helper.]
it's fine, i'm not busy and i get the whole secret id thing
[no shit, sherlock]
give me an hour?
[no shit, sherlock]
give me an hour?
okay, thank you. I'll see you then.
( and so, dutifully, he is there in exactly one hour, and he's holding more cookies - ones he got from Madhi though, so they have a shortlived feel-good side effect.
He is so awkward normally, but those hickeys marking up his neck just seem to make it all the more evident. There are a lot of hickeys. A lot. Like maybe he was mauled.
Although he might smell a bit toothpaste-y.)
( and so, dutifully, he is there in exactly one hour, and he's holding more cookies - ones he got from Madhi though, so they have a shortlived feel-good side effect.
He is so awkward normally, but those hickeys marking up his neck just seem to make it all the more evident. There are a lot of hickeys. A lot. Like maybe he was mauled.
Although he might smell a bit toothpaste-y.)
[She's managed to a) find make up that should work with his skin tone and b) cleared out her roommates to save Donny from having to deal with anyone but her.
She opens the door with a smile, and just - raises an eyebrow at all those marks, before ushering him inside.]
And here I thought we had something special.
[Okay, so she can't help teasing just a little.]
She opens the door with a smile, and just - raises an eyebrow at all those marks, before ushering him inside.]
And here I thought we had something special.
[Okay, so she can't help teasing just a little.]
( No Stephanie, he looks so mortified, just shuffles in and holds out the cookies as if they might be some kind of penance. )
J-just um, p-pretend I have a witty p-pun, here.
( Huff, so flustered, as he (uselessly) tries to tug the neck of his t-shirt up a little bit. Hopelessly: ) I thought t-toothpaste would uh, w-would help.
( :C betrayed, by Colgate )
J-just um, p-pretend I have a witty p-pun, here.
( Huff, so flustered, as he (uselessly) tries to tug the neck of his t-shirt up a little bit. Hopelessly: ) I thought t-toothpaste would uh, w-would help.
( :C betrayed, by Colgate )
Well, if I have to, but only 'cause I like you.
[Stephanie leave him alone.
The cookies are accepted and set down on the kitchen bench, and she gestures for Donny to take a chair, before just - looking at him. She sighs, looking at the ceiling as if there might be answers for her life written up there.]
Boys.
[How do they even function in real life?]
Go wash your face.
[Just in case there's anything toothpaste left, he does smell a bit minty, after all.]
[Stephanie leave him alone.
The cookies are accepted and set down on the kitchen bench, and she gestures for Donny to take a chair, before just - looking at him. She sighs, looking at the ceiling as if there might be answers for her life written up there.]
Boys.
[How do they even function in real life?]
Go wash your face.
[Just in case there's anything toothpaste left, he does smell a bit minty, after all.]
That's your uh, your h-hamartia.
( Since they are pie buddies I am going to use the powers of retcon to say it was pie all along
PIE, STEPHANIE
She manages to get just the tiniest bit of a smile out of him, before he slides out of the chair and trots along to the bathroom, giving himself a good scrub.
And spoilers: Donny does not function, lbr.
It's not long before he's back, idly scratching at his jaw, and making a sound when he accidentally prods a hickey there. )
M-mission accomplished.
( Since they are pie buddies I am going to use the powers of retcon to say it was pie all along
PIE, STEPHANIE
She manages to get just the tiniest bit of a smile out of him, before he slides out of the chair and trots along to the bathroom, giving himself a good scrub.
And spoilers: Donny does not function, lbr.
It's not long before he's back, idly scratching at his jaw, and making a sound when he accidentally prods a hickey there. )
M-mission accomplished.
Edited (GRAMMAR) 2013-05-24 02:05 (UTC)
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