action. ( And he is going to take this opportunity to just disappear and not respond. Whenever the Bat decides to turn up, she might find Atlas is already, idly strolling along the roof, keeping an eye out for her. Twenty minutes had been an overestimation of how much time he needed, he's been there since about ten minutes after they agreed to meet. )
[She takes a little longer, because she has to pack up the mess of her tailoring projects that are in the living room, before suiting up and heading out.
Though she takes it as an opportunity to show off a little, when she sees he's already on the rooftop, connecting her zipline and flipping smoothly through the air, managing to land almost perfectly.]
no subject
[for reals tho.]
...
what the hell is gangam style?
no subject
Kpop. There's a song and a dance and lot of remixes.
no subject
i don't even know what kpop is
[Steph doesn't get out much.]
maybe they'd have it in the library archives?
no subject
Korean pop music. Ultra catchy. You get an extra achievement award if you can learn all the lyrics and pronounce them right.
We could go look.
Do we want to go look?
no subject
[even if that's not what he was talking about she's just going to bring it back to innuendo]
well i've learned something new today
you're the expert, you tell me
no subject
( stop corrupting his innocent mind, he knows what you are doing )
you'll either love it or hate it
and i don't want you to beat me up if you hate it
no subject
[She didn't do anything!]
i promise not to beat you up even if i hate it.
could i even beat you up?
[Because magic.]
WHAT THE FUCK I KNOW I FIXED THAT
( never mind that he is older than her. )
you're a true friend
a gentleman doesn't brag.
r u sure
i know.
my suit is fireproof, for the record.
:C
that's nice.
( as if that's all his magic oh stephanie )
ilu
[Steph no.
Also wow r u d e]
am i gonna have to challenge you to a duel for the sake of my honor?
lies
( That is a lie, no one has tried
though he does have some fans who flirt, but no way )
i don't want to hurt you
no it's the truest thing to ever true
[Not that she ever broke Tim out of the Boy Virgin thing, but still.]
you wouldn't.
[whether that's because she trusts him or because she's a smug jerk will remain a mystery.]
my heart can't take your fickleness
i wouldn't, but you might be mad
i am not fickle at all
the first time i sparred with my best friend she beat me so hard i threw up. pretty sure you can't top that.
[okay so she mostly threw up because she pushed herself too hard, the point stands.]
of course not
( how have they gotten onto the topic of his sex life
and how does it seem like they just mutually acknowledged that he's a giant virgin this is so not okay )
i'm pretty sure i don't want to
the girl raised by cats
[Like do you eat them or...]
well you're no fun
[Steph you have problems.]
LOVE ME NOW no no i don't want you
( what happened to this conversation )
do you want to spar?
come hug me GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
lil bit, there's not really many people around who are a challenge.
[In case it wasn't obvious, Steph's favourite things are sex and violence.]
MY BOWL IS ONLY HALF FULL wait i must eat that thing i didn't want as you refill the bowl
suit up? i prefer to be in the outlands but i have time if you do
p much my life
[leave the poor boy alone.
sounds like a plan. the outlands are fine by me.
meanwhile my roommate just said "dick obsessed sex pervert" really loudly in the kitchen
all right. meet you at ( random address ) in twenty?
i am sure they had a perfectly good reason
i'll be there. i hope you're ready to get your ass kicked
that's what i'm afraid of
( And he is going to take this opportunity to just disappear and not respond. Whenever the Bat decides to turn up, she might find Atlas is already, idly strolling along the roof, keeping an eye out for her. Twenty minutes had been an overestimation of how much time he needed, he's been there since about ten minutes after they agreed to meet. )
did you solve the mystery of the dicks???
Though she takes it as an opportunity to show off a little, when she sees he's already on the rooftop, connecting her zipline and flipping smoothly through the air, managing to land almost perfectly.]
Hi.
this was such a confusing subject line to have appear in my inbox at 3am fyi ALSO NO :C
i was hoping it would have that effect
cruel mistress
you love it
sigh i do
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