The fact that I'm even giving a flying fuck about relationship drama right now. It's so fucking petty and stupid that I'm really thinking of hurling myself into space to kill off my three remaining brain cells.
Also, caveat: you talk about this with ANYONE and I am going to find out all your favorite foods and remove them from the cafeteria. I have ways of inflicting low-level misery.
[Translation: Steph, you're my only female sort-of friend; help me.]
just because there's other shit going on it doesn't mean the rest of the world disappears. if anything it makes it more important because you just want one part of your life to be okay
for the record i think that's the most amazing threat i've ever recieved. i promise to keep my mouth shut
Good eye. Yup. That's the smelly corpse that's officially more appealing than me.
OH ALSO when I called him out on his bullshit he had the (rotting, necrotic) balls to ACCUSE ME OF JUST BEING PISSED AT HIS BULLSHIT BECAUSE I WAS MAD ABOUT THE DRAMA. Ohhh no of COURSE it couldn't be because IT WAS ALL BULLSHIT. It had to be because of my raging estrogen.
okay i'm now 99% sure ashraf is a masochist with a martyr complex bigger than jesus so i dunno if i'd trust his decision making skills
i would definitely bang you and not the smelly corpse
oh my god sonya don't you know you can't have opinions AND be interested in a dude????? did you miss that memo??? you have to pick one or the other because silly female feelings get in the way of being able to call someone out when they're full of shit
[She's pretty sure Sonya will pick up on the sarcasm.]
OMG I so totally forgot!!! So embarrassing, I guess it's because instead of a brain I just have a second uterus in my head.
(But seriously - I had to put up with all that "Ignore her, she's just mad because she's PMSing" shit at home. There is NOTHING that makes me want to disembowel someone like them pretending that my judgment is impaired by my ~*~*~*feelings*~*~*~.)
And thanks. I'd bang you instead of a corpse, too.
Yeah...and we're megababes. Like, 10s the both of us. (Also, can I just take a moment to note HOW FUCKING GROSS it is that men will assign number values to attractiveness? MEN ARE AWFUL.)
And yeah, I've seen movies like that...Or you chop their heads off, right? That kills them?
excuse you we're definitely elevens at least. fuck being limited by ten we're way more than that (it's super fucking i always want to punch dudes in the teeth when they pull that shit)
we could do both??? just to make sure. i like being thorough
Perfect. We do both and then scrub our hands down with disinfectant, because I bet you could pretty much get smallpox from shaking hands with him. (Also, I'm just imagining having sex...do you think he's cold? EW EW EW I am grossing myself out SO BAD RIGHT NOW.)
And we are +100s; dicks explode with longing when we walk by.
I DON'T KNOW. I don't know whether it was just an I'm-in-love-from-a-distance situation or a lip-lock situation, but the possibility of the latter has been HAUNTING ME.
[If her tone could come across, it'd be genuinely curious. Yelling about fucking corpses is fine, but she does want to get Sonya to actually talk about what happened and how she feels about it.]
Fuck him in the ear, right? He broke up with me for someone who tortured him just a few fucking weeks ago and called him a monster. Called ASHRAF a monster, I need to clarify that point, because it's fucking illogical. So, no, why would I associate with some fucking hang-me-on-the-cross martyr type?
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what's up, sonya?
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The fact that I'm even giving a flying fuck about relationship drama right now. It's so fucking petty and stupid that I'm really thinking of hurling myself into space to kill off my three remaining brain cells.
Also, caveat: you talk about this with ANYONE and I am going to find out all your favorite foods and remove them from the cafeteria. I have ways of inflicting low-level misery.
[Translation: Steph, you're my only female sort-of friend; help me.]
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for the record i think that's the most amazing threat i've ever recieved. i promise to keep my mouth shut
so who is it?
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what's the drama part? ashraf seems like a pretty chill dude
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Sssssso I'm pretty sure I'm dying alone if that's the competition I lost out to.
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she has literally no idea how to respond for a second, but she has to.]
wait is it that douchebag on the network talking about executing people
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OH ALSO when I called him out on his bullshit he had the (rotting, necrotic) balls to ACCUSE ME OF JUST BEING PISSED AT HIS BULLSHIT BECAUSE I WAS MAD ABOUT THE DRAMA. Ohhh no of COURSE it couldn't be because IT WAS ALL BULLSHIT. It had to be because of my raging estrogen.
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i would definitely bang you and not the smelly corpse
oh my god sonya don't you know you can't have opinions AND be interested in a dude????? did you miss that memo??? you have to pick one or the other because silly female feelings get in the way of being able to call someone out when they're full of shit
[She's pretty sure Sonya will pick up on the sarcasm.]
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OMG I so totally forgot!!! So embarrassing, I guess it's because instead of a brain I just have a second uterus in my head.
(But seriously - I had to put up with all that "Ignore her, she's just mad because she's PMSing" shit at home. There is NOTHING that makes me want to disembowel someone like them pretending that my judgment is impaired by my ~*~*~*feelings*~*~*~.)
And thanks. I'd bang you instead of a corpse, too.
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you reckon he'd keep thinking that bullshit if we set him on fire? i mean it's up to you but i'm just throwing that suggestion out there
most people would choose babes like us over a corpse so i think we can safely say the issue here is with ashraf
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And yeah, I've seen movies like that...Or you chop their heads off, right? That kills them?
(P.S.: The baby would get sneezed out.)
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we could do both??? just to make sure. i like being thorough
(oh my god stop)
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And we are +100s; dicks explode with longing when we walk by.
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if you dont shut up i will go into detail about my sex life and i know you don't want that
i dont even want to think about dicks exploding i need to wash my ENTIRE BRAIN
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maybe you should ask him????? or would it be worse to know for sure..........
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Ugh, are you joking? I would sooner cut off my own ears than talk to Ashraf ever again about anything, let alone this.
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you sure that's what you want?
[If her tone could come across, it'd be genuinely curious. Yelling about fucking corpses is fine, but she does want to get Sonya to actually talk about what happened and how she feels about it.]
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Fuck him in the ear, right? He broke up with me for someone who tortured him just a few fucking weeks ago and called him a monster. Called ASHRAF a monster, I need to clarify that point, because it's fucking illogical. So, no, why would I associate with some fucking hang-me-on-the-cross martyr type?
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