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Are you sure you're up for it?

[Ahiru's hair is so pretty though.]

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M-Maybe just once so it'll most likely just go back to normal!

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[That gets a huff of a laugh.]

Sounds good. And we won't do anything too drastic, just in case.

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How short are you going to cut yours?

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Probably to about my jawline, that's as short as I can manage without needing an extra pair of hands.

[And no offence duckling but she isn't sure she wants to give you scissors and let you near her hair.]

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...Oh! I didn't know you knew how to cut hair, Steph. That's really impressive.

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Me and my friends couldn't really afford trips to the hair dresser, so we just taught each other.

a million years later

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That's so cool.

[And then a gasp of realization!]

Could - do you think you could teach me?

shh its ok

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I could, yeah. [Which isn't the same as letting Ahiru cut her hair, since it'll be supervised.] Maybe Dick'll let us practice on him.

no

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[A pause.]

But what if I mess up really bad and everything goes back to normal tomorrow?

oh :c

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It's boy hair, you can't mess it up that bad.

[Dick may disagree with this assessment.]

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A-Are you sure it works that way?

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Have you seen boy hair?

[Steph that isn't answering the question.]

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[gives her A Look]

No, I've never seen a boy with hair ever in my life.

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Just what I thought.

[Steph why are you.]

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[actually she didn't give her a look because this is still voice i know what i'm doing

but she sighs!!]

Really?

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[Steph knew it was there.]

Really truly.

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You do know most boys have hair, right?

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Oh my god, they do!?

[s t e p h]

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[NO WORDS FOR A MINUTE she's shaking her head at her]

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What? Did I say something wrong?

[shut up]

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...Why are we even still talking about boy hair?

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I dunno, you started it.

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No I didn't!

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You definitely did.

[No she didn't]