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Me and my friends couldn't really afford trips to the hair dresser, so we just taught each other.

a million years later

[quackery]

That's so cool.

[And then a gasp of realization!]

Could - do you think you could teach me?

shh its ok

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I could, yeah. [Which isn't the same as letting Ahiru cut her hair, since it'll be supervised.] Maybe Dick'll let us practice on him.

no

[quackery]

[A pause.]

But what if I mess up really bad and everything goes back to normal tomorrow?

oh :c

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It's boy hair, you can't mess it up that bad.

[Dick may disagree with this assessment.]

[quackery]

A-Are you sure it works that way?

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Have you seen boy hair?

[Steph that isn't answering the question.]

[quackery]

[gives her A Look]

No, I've never seen a boy with hair ever in my life.

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Just what I thought.

[Steph why are you.]

[quackery]

[actually she didn't give her a look because this is still voice i know what i'm doing

but she sighs!!]

Really?

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[Steph knew it was there.]

Really truly.

[quackery]

You do know most boys have hair, right?

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Oh my god, they do!?

[s t e p h]

[quackery]

[NO WORDS FOR A MINUTE she's shaking her head at her]

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What? Did I say something wrong?

[shut up]

[quackery]

...Why are we even still talking about boy hair?

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I dunno, you started it.

[quackery]

No I didn't!

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You definitely did.

[No she didn't]

[quackery]

Why would I want to talk about boy hair?

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Why wouldn't you want to talk about boy hair?

[quackery]

[waiiiiit for it—]

S-Stephanie!

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[way too innocently:] What'd I do!?

[quackery]

You know what you did!

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I have no idea what you're talking about!