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oh :c

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It's boy hair, you can't mess it up that bad.

[Dick may disagree with this assessment.]

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A-Are you sure it works that way?

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Have you seen boy hair?

[Steph that isn't answering the question.]

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[gives her A Look]

No, I've never seen a boy with hair ever in my life.

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Just what I thought.

[Steph why are you.]

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[actually she didn't give her a look because this is still voice i know what i'm doing

but she sighs!!]

Really?

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[Steph knew it was there.]

Really truly.

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You do know most boys have hair, right?

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Oh my god, they do!?

[s t e p h]

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[NO WORDS FOR A MINUTE she's shaking her head at her]

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What? Did I say something wrong?

[shut up]

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...Why are we even still talking about boy hair?

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I dunno, you started it.

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No I didn't!

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You definitely did.

[No she didn't]

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Why would I want to talk about boy hair?

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Why wouldn't you want to talk about boy hair?

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[waiiiiit for it—]

S-Stephanie!

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[way too innocently:] What'd I do!?

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You know what you did!

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I have no idea what you're talking about!

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Boys.

[nailed it]

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What about boys?

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Hair!

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Now you're just saying words!