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[MISSED OPPORTUNITIES.

Good thing she can't hear Saul sighing longingly.]

Robin or Batgirl or Steph: who's more likely to kidnap a sweet, innocent, adorable little kitten? Because I'd rather talk to the one least likely to.

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you forgot spoiler. and constance.

[one: he didn't forget because he didn't know, and two: what a dumb fake identity]

but robin is probably least likely to. cats and birds, you know?

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Jeez. Your resume must be longer than my arm.

Anyway, no kitnapping my baby.

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that's not even counting the names/ids i've used for only a day

what if i'm rescuing her?

[5055034455]

Rescuing her from what?

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you, obviously

[5055034455]

Excuse you but I am a great cat owner. I don't even mind all the fur she gets on my suits. That's love.

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you named her mike

[5055034455]

Cats have no concept of gender! Stop imposing human social constructs on her!

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who said it was about gender! mike's just a crappy name for a cat!

[5055034455]

What would you have named her? Princess Snugglewhiskers?

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you don't know me at all

[5055034455]

How about Purrsephone?

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all the other cats would make fun of her

[5055034455]

So you teach her to tell the other cats to go fuck themselves.

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what happens when she starts getting into cat fights?

[steph pls]

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She's no pussy. She can take 'em.

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[excuse u Saul, pussy shouldn't be an insult

but Steph will ignore it for the sake of puns.]

i wouldn't want things to get too furocious

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It'll be a fight that goes down in hisstory.