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ellie....

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in the room the curtains were drawn but the rest of the furniture was real

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oh my god no

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if towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor

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you're killing me

wait okay

i couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me

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i don't get it. What's a boomerang?

[-500 points, Steph.]

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[guess you just went "oh come on" out loud?]

like my batarangs except not shaped like bats

[at least she's demonstrated that batarangs come back to you if you throw them right]

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oh
nice try steph

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you ok?

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that was a great pun

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maybe to those of us with lesser taste

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rude

there was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils

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7/10

[Just being a brat.]

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pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

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i sent that one to joel earlier

[If Steph only knew she's getting special treatment. The people she likes get mediocre scores, shh.]

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sorry i didn't realize i should be hacking your conversations to make sure i'm not repeating jokes

how about

a cardboard belt would be a waist of paper

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okok that one is good
feel better now?

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much

now i don't have to break out the riddles

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you're welcome

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♥