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Re: pukes rainbows

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[sweetheart r u drunk.......]

omg no you haven't

Who is he???

1/2

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hold please

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[a couple minutes later there's an image file attached; she's taken a picture of a drawing she just did.

It's this guy but drawn in this style.

You're welcome, Saul.]

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That's really cute. You're so talented.

What does he do?

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that's about the extent of my artistic ability, sorry to say.

mostly he's just in jail

[lolshrug]

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Edit: What DID he do?

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holiday themed villainy

he wasn't very good at it

[5055034455]

That sounds so dumb.

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not as dumb as condiment king

[5055034455]

no

I don't believe you

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would i lie to you, babe?

[and she's totally sending him a drawing of Condiment King, in the same style as before.]

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You come from a strange world, Brown.

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one time i got shrunk to about three inches tall by a witch boy

that was fun

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The PC term is "wizard."

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no that's what he calls himself!!

klarion the witch boy

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*sigh*

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when i kissed him he said i taste like christmas

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You kissed someone who goes by the name "Klarion the Witch Boy"?

judging you

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he was about to curse one of the girls in my class and i needed him to not do that

kissing him to shut him up was the best i could do on the fly

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Was your fearsome right hook for some reason not an option?

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i mentioned the part where he turned me into a tiny batgirl, right?

i try not to piss off witches

also it was valentines day i guess i was just going with the spirit of things

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gross

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why are you so mean to me?

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♥

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i'm breaking up with you