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[werewolfing]

You're shocked, right?

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I think I'm having a heart attack.

[She even puts her hand over her heart.]

[werewolfing]

[he sticks out his tongue.]

I'll catch you if you fall over.

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[If she wasn't seeing someone, this is the point where she'd pretend to fall just to see if he really would catch her.

But she has some self control.]

Aren't you just the perfect gentleman?

[werewolfing]

[he would've, for the record.]

Nope. But I can be a passable one sometimes.

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[She looks at him for a long moment, like something's just occured to her, and then she starts laughing, a proper, loud laugh that has her covering her mouth with a hand to try to muffle it.]

Sorry, sorry, I just imagined you all dressed up in a tux.

[And it was hilarious.]

[werewolfing]

Aww, fuck no.

[he makes a face like the very idea is completely gross before subsiding to shaking his head and chuckling.]

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[That just makes her laugh harder.

Which is nice, laughing makes her feel better.]

It'd be like trying to give a cat a bath, wouldn't it?

[werewolfing]

I've given a cat a bath before. Nobody's gotten me in a tux yet.

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Careful, I might take that as a challenge.

[too late she's already decided it's a life goal]

[werewolfing]

Nope. Nope nope nope, not happening. Nuh uh.

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Oh, come on. I think you'd look dashing.

[She reaches out to mime adjusting a bow tie on him, because she's a little shit.]

[werewolfing]

You are so full of shit.

[he swats at her hands halfheartedly]

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So you can dish out compliments but you can't take 'em? I see how it is.

[that so isn't the point, steph]

[werewolfing]

[eyerolllll]

I am a handsome asshole regardless of what I'm wearing, girl wonder.

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But you'd look even more handsome in a tux.

[werewolfing]

Nope. Not happening.

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Not even if I wore one as well?

[that seems fair...]

[werewolfing]

[he makes a show of considering it.]

Eeeh...

...

...nope.

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Wow.

<small[rude as hell, rumancek.]

[werewolfing]

[putting him in a tux is rude.]

Hey, I was tempted there for a second. You'd look better in a tux than me.

i just can't win with html lately

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Well, yeah. I'd look better in anything than you.

[well then]

i only html correctly because i c&p

[werewolfing]

Exactly my point. So there's no need for me to play dress-up.

you are smarter than i am

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Except for my enjoyment.

[clearly the most important thing]

i think the word you were looking for is 'lazy'

[werewolfing]

So braid my hair or something. Formalware is right out.