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Told you.

[he is so pleased by this development. so very, very pleased.]

Shut up.

[Meanwhile she's like five seconds away from blushing.]

I don't even know what wiles are.

And yet you deny having them.

[he clicks his tongue.]

Obviously, since I can't have them if I don't know what they are.

[log..ic...???]

[this face again.]

You are so adorably wrong.

Adorably? That's what you're going with?

[have u met her]

Yep.

[trololololol~]

Are you high?

[Clearly the only explanation.]

Nope, you're just adorable. You can ask Saul about that too.

I'm definitely not asking him that.

[She though he might take the "wiles" question as an opportunity to mock her lack of subtlety, but she knows he'd agree to her being adorable.]

You know I can kick your ass, right?

And yet, girl wonder, and yet.

I'm gonna come over there and give you a noogie until you admit I'm not adorable.

Forcing me to retract my statement doesn't change the reality of the thing.

[give up, steph, you aren't going to win.]

[she might!!]

Well, yeah, that's 'cause it's not true. You just need to stop saying it before you ruin my reputation.

Uh huh. Because I'm totally telling anyone besides you.

You might, I dunno if you ever gossip about me.

Do I gossip about anybody?

All the time.

[wait]

Really?

What, you didn't realize?

[steph....]

I think you're fucking with me.

[really kids who is fucking with who at this point]

I would never!

[who isn't fucking with who]

Uh huh.

[he is so very entertained.]

I'm hurt, Peter. Wounded.

[hand to her heart and everything]

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