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you've seen my uniform, do you even need to ask if i could make a stylish purple and yellow suit?

[Nevermind that Babs was the one who made Steph's uniform.]

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Fair enough. No cape, though.

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but capes are awesome.

what do you have against capes, saul?

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It's bad enough I've had people threaten/attempt to strangle me with my tie before. I don't need more stuff hanging off of me for crazies to grab.

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that's what a quick release catch is for

[god Saul don't you know anything]

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If I'm in a situation where I need a quick release catch, odds are I won't be in any shape to actually use it.

[Steph, you underestimate how useless he is in battle.]

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[SIGH]

one day i'll teach you how to punch things

[she's a helper.]

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What if I don't want to punch things? :(

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i don't understand the question

[WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT TO PUNCH THINGS???

She's joking.

Hopefully.]

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stephanie pls

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what

[is she playing dumb or does she not get the meme reference?

we'll never know.]

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I'll stick with my long-range gun and capeless existence, ty.

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if you insist, but you're totally missing out.

chicks dig the cape.

[Casually quoting her ex boyfriend nbd]

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Dammit, Jim! I'm a lawyer, not a superhero!

text; gosh saul those are her roommates stop making fun!

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why not be both!

text; nope too much fun

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We've been over this already. Not superhero material.

text; r u d e

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that's what people said about me

[welp]

text; shrugs!!

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[w h y]

You just wanna see me in a cape, don't you?

text; he's banned from their apartment

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oh no you've figured out my cunning plan!!!

[Steph what are you.]

text; probably for the best tbh

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Mwahahaha?

[And now it's time for Saul to side-eye his tablet like HOW IS THIS CONVERSATION EVEN STILL A THING...]

text; i can't imagine jim and saul getting along

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that was a terrible evil laugh.

hey maybe you could be a supervillain though, they wear capes.

text; plot twist: they become bffs

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What happened to not being the bad guy?

text; n...o...

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it's possible to be a supervillain without being the bad guy

[Selina. Jason. Ivy (sort of).]

text; YOU NEVER KNOW...!

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That statement makes no sense to me. What's a supervillain without the "villain" component?

text; steph would cry

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there's a fine line between supervillain and 'antihero' sometimes.