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that's what a quick release catch is for

[god Saul don't you know anything]

If I'm in a situation where I need a quick release catch, odds are I won't be in any shape to actually use it.

[Steph, you underestimate how useless he is in battle.]

[SIGH]

one day i'll teach you how to punch things

[she's a helper.]

What if I don't want to punch things? :(

i don't understand the question

[WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT TO PUNCH THINGS???

She's joking.

Hopefully.]

stephanie pls

what

[is she playing dumb or does she not get the meme reference?

we'll never know.]

I'll stick with my long-range gun and capeless existence, ty.

if you insist, but you're totally missing out.

chicks dig the cape.

[Casually quoting her ex boyfriend nbd]

Dammit, Jim! I'm a lawyer, not a superhero!

why not be both!

We've been over this already. Not superhero material.

that's what people said about me

[welp]

[w h y]

You just wanna see me in a cape, don't you?

oh no you've figured out my cunning plan!!!

[Steph what are you.]

Mwahahaha?

[And now it's time for Saul to side-eye his tablet like HOW IS THIS CONVERSATION EVEN STILL A THING...]

that was a terrible evil laugh.

hey maybe you could be a supervillain though, they wear capes.

What happened to not being the bad guy?

it's possible to be a supervillain without being the bad guy

[Selina. Jason. Ivy (sort of).]

That statement makes no sense to me. What's a supervillain without the "villain" component?

there's a fine line between supervillain and 'antihero' sometimes.

If I'm gonna be a supervillain, it's go big or go home. None of this ambiguous antihero stuff — I'm talking world domination. Minions and all.

minions are really unreliable. like henchmen. dad used to complain about them all the time.

I had henchmen. If minions are anything like those guys, nevermind. Count me out.

well they're pretty much the same when you're punching them in the face

[which is mostly what she does]

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text; gosh saul those are her roommates stop making fun!

text; nope too much fun

text; r u d e

text; shrugs!!

text; he's banned from their apartment

text; probably for the best tbh

text; i can't imagine jim and saul getting along

text; plot twist: they become bffs

text; n...o...

text; YOU NEVER KNOW...!

text; steph would cry

text; no it okay

text; it will never be okay again

text; /pets with broom

text; thx

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