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i'm going to steal mike

[only appropriate retaliation tbh]

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The hell you are.

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as if you could stop me

[5055034455]

I dunno, Steph. You sure you want to make that assumption?

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yes

i know i'm right

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If you insist...

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i do

ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿

[5055034455]

You steal my cat, Steph, and I'll have no choice but to take it as a declaration of war.

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if that's supposed to be threatening you're gonna have to try harder

[5055034455]

It's a promise, not a threat.

[oooooh saul so scary omg]

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[Instead of a text response, at first Saul will just recieve an audio file that is literally 30 seconds of Steph laughing like she's heard the funniest joke in the world.

A little after that, there's a text:]

that's cute

[5055034455]

[What a nice sound.]

So pretty, but so rude.

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i'm sure i warned you that i was a jerk

[Well, she told him she doesn't play well with others, which is close enough.]

[5055034455]

Birds of a feather...

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that would work so much better if i was still robin

[It could've been a pun /raritywhy]

[5055034455]

[MISSED OPPORTUNITIES.

Good thing she can't hear Saul sighing longingly.]

Robin or Batgirl or Steph: who's more likely to kidnap a sweet, innocent, adorable little kitten? Because I'd rather talk to the one least likely to.

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you forgot spoiler. and constance.

[one: he didn't forget because he didn't know, and two: what a dumb fake identity]

but robin is probably least likely to. cats and birds, you know?

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Jeez. Your resume must be longer than my arm.

Anyway, no kitnapping my baby.

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that's not even counting the names/ids i've used for only a day

what if i'm rescuing her?

[5055034455]

Rescuing her from what?

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you, obviously

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Excuse you but I am a great cat owner. I don't even mind all the fur she gets on my suits. That's love.

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you named her mike

[5055034455]

Cats have no concept of gender! Stop imposing human social constructs on her!

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who said it was about gender! mike's just a crappy name for a cat!