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[werewolfing]

That's the thing, innit?

[he scratches under the right side of his chin.]

Nobody can do anything forever. Not that we get forever in the first place.

[controlledvariable]

Unless you're immortal, I guess.

[Steph...]

[werewolfing]

[he rolls his eyes and waves a hand at her because seriously, steph, seriously.]

You can argue that when you are one.

[controlledvariable]

I could ask Seras to turn me into a vampire.

[That is a terrible idea.]

[werewolfing]

No. Bad.

[controlledvariable]

I am already nocturnal, it wouldn't be too much of a lifestyle change.

[heartfelt moment over now she's just messing with him]

[werewolfing]

[he throws up his hands in mock exasperation]

Terrible.

[controlledvariable]

You don't think I'd make a sexy vampire?

[can u not]

[werewolfing]

You're already sexy, numbnuts.

[whelp.]

[controlledvariable]

If popular culture has taught me anything these last couple years, it's that vampires make people extra sexy.

[werewolfing]

Well...yes and no. Sort of depends on whether trading bloodlust for eternally perky tits seems fair to you.

[controlledvariable]

[At which she has to look down at said tits to consider that, and:]/small>

Seems pretty fair to me.

[werewolfing]

[he laughs]

Far be it from me, man.

[controlledvariable]

Maybe I should at least wait another couple years, I don't wanna spend the rest of eternity getting carded.

[#priorities]

[werewolfing]

Smart.

[ones peter can appreciate, for sure.]

[controlledvariable]

Occasionally I can make good decisions.

[werewolfing]

Still not sure we can file 'becoming a vampire' under 'good decisions'.

[controlledvariable]

Hey, as long as I can be the type of vampire that can still go out in the sun, I'm not seeing a downside.

[werewolfing]

...Eating people? Also, immortality sucks.

[controlledvariable]

Drinking blood isn't the same as eating people.

[Who does she look like, Hannibal Lector?]

And I don't think immortality would completely suck.

[werewolfing]

Your world mythology may vary.

[he shrugs.]

Maybe not for the first fifty, sixty years. Then it would, unless you turn everyone you give a shit about. Death's a part of life, you're supposed to do it.

[controlledvariable]

The only time I've fought vampires they were actually holograms. I don't think we have 'em at all back home.

[what]

Well, yeah, that part would suck, but-- [she pauses, shrugs again] I think it'd be kinda cool to watch the world change, you know?

[werewolfing]

Yes and no. Cool in theory, but I'll pass on getting here or someplace like it the long way. I'll squeeze in enough living in the time I've been allotted.

[controlledvariable]

I can't wrap my head around living to like - eighty.

[Thinking about being immortal is easier.]

[werewolfing]

But you can do immortality? I donno, eighty sounds pretty good to me. I'd be fine with dying fat and happy with some great-grandbabies.