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[werewolfing]

[not even dignifying that with a real answer, just making this face and slowly shaking his head.]

[controlledvariable]

[She tries to keep a straight face, but it's impossible, and after a second she's laughing as well.]

I guess I've been reading you completely wrong.

[werewolfing]

Easy mistake to make. I'm a complicated guy.

[controlledvariable]

Maybe just a little.

[She pinches her fingers together, to show just how complicated Peter is.]

[werewolfing]

Yep, seems about right.

[controlledvariable]

Well there are at least two sides to you.

[BECAUSE

BEAUSE HE TURNS INTO A WOLF

SO THERE ARE TWO SIDES

GET IT

DO YOU GET IT




actual robin stephanie brown]

[werewolfing]

Three. Front, back, and furry.

[badum ching.]

[controlledvariable]

I prefer the front.

[in case Peter wanted to know???]

[werewolfing]

Thanks, I think.

[genuinely unsure if steph is telling him he's pretty or slighting his butt.]

[controlledvariable]

There's not so much I can do with the other two.

[what does that even mean

steph stop hitting on peter weirdly]

[werewolfing]

What does that even mean?

[this is a completely legit question.]

[controlledvariable]

I don't know.

[peter pls, don't ask silly questions]

I just say shit sometimes, don't think about it too hard and you'll be fine.

[werewolfing]

Yes'm. Don't think too hard about what you say.

[he salutes, but he's laughing.]

[controlledvariable]

It's how most of my friends get by, I'm sure.

[werewolfing]

Don't ever tell a man he doesn't need to listen to you, that's the only thing he'll ever hear again.

[controlledvariable]

If that ever happens, I didn't want him around in the first place.

[just saying]

[werewolfing]

[he laughs. peter isn't above exploiting the well-earned reputation of men for being stupid, but steph already has his number.]

I never said it'd be any great loss.

[controlledvariable]

It's actually not a bad way to weed out the assholes.

[looking so thoughtful rn]

[werewolfing]

If you weed out all the assholes, who're you even going to talk to?

[because lbr, peter knows he's kind of an asshole.]

[controlledvariable]

You, for starters.

[Nope tough it's time for a compliment and a warm smile because she feels like being sappy.]

[werewolfing]

Flattery will get you everywhere with me, girl wonder.

[controlledvariable]

Oh, I already knew that.

[And that warm smile turns cheeky.

Feelings time over.]

[werewolfing]

Probably not that big a secret, huh?

[controlledvariable]

I had you figured out from day one.

[bullshit]

[werewolfing]

Uh huh.

[he remembers day one, steph. there was no number-having.]