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let's start with stop teaching your kitten to chase bat symbols

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But she's so cute. :(

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she can be cute without being turned into my nemesis

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I guess that's true, seeing as how she's cute literally all the time.

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you're turning into a cat lady

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Better than being a bat man.

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ugh

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OK, OK, that one was terrible. Sorry.

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are you really?

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For that? Yes. For the rest of it? Nope.

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i'm going to steal mike

[only appropriate retaliation tbh]

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The hell you are.

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as if you could stop me

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I dunno, Steph. You sure you want to make that assumption?

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yes

i know i'm right

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If you insist...

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i do

ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿

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You steal my cat, Steph, and I'll have no choice but to take it as a declaration of war.

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if that's supposed to be threatening you're gonna have to try harder

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It's a promise, not a threat.

[oooooh saul so scary omg]

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[Instead of a text response, at first Saul will just recieve an audio file that is literally 30 seconds of Steph laughing like she's heard the funniest joke in the world.

A little after that, there's a text:]

that's cute

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[What a nice sound.]

So pretty, but so rude.

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i'm sure i warned you that i was a jerk

[Well, she told him she doesn't play well with others, which is close enough.]

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Birds of a feather...

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that would work so much better if i was still robin

[It could've been a pun /raritywhy]