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nicholas sparks can go fuck himself, to be honest

Those stories might not exist if he could, I bet.

you reckon we could con the initiative into letting us go back in time to kill nicholas sparks?

I don't need any more women to hate me. You can solo that one.

i thought we were friends

Friendships have limits.

not friendships with me!

[what does that even mean?]

[ಠ_ಠ]

Yeah, OK. I'll drop off a few of the suits in a little while, if you'll be around.

[trollface.jpg]

i'll be around. i hope you don't mind if i sew little bats into the lining.

[She's joking.

Probably.]

I won't mind.

[HE'S NOT JOKING.

~~it's better than leopard print~~]

[Well it makes her laugh, if nothing else.]

careful, give me too much free reign and you'll end up with a purple and yellow suit.

[THEY'D MATCH!

Steph is the worst.

[...oh my god steph no whY DO YOU SAY THINGS

Because it just so happens that Saul looks great in both purple and yellow separately. PUT THEM TOGETHER AND EVEN HE MIGHT NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT.]

Are we talking a stylish purple and yellow or the kind of purple and yellow that'll make me look like a pimp?

you've seen my uniform, do you even need to ask if i could make a stylish purple and yellow suit?

[Nevermind that Babs was the one who made Steph's uniform.]

Fair enough. No cape, though.

but capes are awesome.

what do you have against capes, saul?

It's bad enough I've had people threaten/attempt to strangle me with my tie before. I don't need more stuff hanging off of me for crazies to grab.

that's what a quick release catch is for

[god Saul don't you know anything]

If I'm in a situation where I need a quick release catch, odds are I won't be in any shape to actually use it.

[Steph, you underestimate how useless he is in battle.]

[SIGH]

one day i'll teach you how to punch things

[she's a helper.]

What if I don't want to punch things? :(

i don't understand the question

[WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT TO PUNCH THINGS???

She's joking.

Hopefully.]

stephanie pls

what

[is she playing dumb or does she not get the meme reference?

we'll never know.]

I'll stick with my long-range gun and capeless existence, ty.

if you insist, but you're totally missing out.

chicks dig the cape.

[Casually quoting her ex boyfriend nbd]

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