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[no that's gross she's almost having feelings.]

i already have one!

i have like five!

six if you count jordana!

[Saul has probably heard Steph complain about Jordana.]

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Well now you have seven! One for every day of the week!

You can have Mike on Caturday.

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ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿

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what the actual fuck

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It's a cat.

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i know that

what i want to know is why

who thought that was a good idea

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Who thought cats were a good idea??

That's a philosophical discussion I'm not qualified to have, Steph.

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who thought you were a good idea seems like a more valid question

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Also not a discussion I'm qualified to have.

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i'm totally qualified for it

philosophy 101 was worth it

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So who do you think thought I was a good idea?

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that's something you have to figure out yourself

:)

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Are you trying to pull a Socrates on me?

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i'm just saying it's cheating if i tell you

but i can give you one piece of important philosophical advice

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Really? I'm all eyes.

backflips out a window

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be excellent to each other

[SHE'S NOT SORRY]

dear god

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omg

Who's blocking whose number now?

you love it

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you can try

you don't know my life

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Is that a threat?

yes i do

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it might be

sighs

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So what you're saying is that I'm actually training Mike to be my bodyguard.

ilu

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maybe you should've gotten a lion instead of a house cat

ilu2 I GUESS

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Maybe you shouldn't be threatening your lawyer!

heavy sigh

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you can't tell me i'm the first person to threaten you