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heavy sigh

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you can't tell me i'm the first person to threaten you

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No, but you're the prettiest.

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what's that got to do with anything

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Absolutely nothing. I'm just saying.

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[Saul why]

you should get better clients

[If she's the prettiest one to threaten him. Or something.]

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I should do a lot of things.

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let's start with stop teaching your kitten to chase bat symbols

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But she's so cute. :(

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she can be cute without being turned into my nemesis

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I guess that's true, seeing as how she's cute literally all the time.

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you're turning into a cat lady

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Better than being a bat man.

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ugh

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OK, OK, that one was terrible. Sorry.

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are you really?

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For that? Yes. For the rest of it? Nope.

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i'm going to steal mike

[only appropriate retaliation tbh]

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The hell you are.

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as if you could stop me

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I dunno, Steph. You sure you want to make that assumption?

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yes

i know i'm right

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If you insist...

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i do

ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿

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You steal my cat, Steph, and I'll have no choice but to take it as a declaration of war.

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if that's supposed to be threatening you're gonna have to try harder