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what the actual fuck

[5055034455]

It's a cat.

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i know that

what i want to know is why

who thought that was a good idea

[5055034455]

Who thought cats were a good idea??

That's a philosophical discussion I'm not qualified to have, Steph.

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who thought you were a good idea seems like a more valid question

[5055034455]

Also not a discussion I'm qualified to have.

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i'm totally qualified for it

philosophy 101 was worth it

[5055034455]

So who do you think thought I was a good idea?

[controlledvariable]

that's something you have to figure out yourself

:)

[5055034455]

Are you trying to pull a Socrates on me?

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i'm just saying it's cheating if i tell you

but i can give you one piece of important philosophical advice

[5055034455]

Really? I'm all eyes.

backflips out a window

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be excellent to each other

[SHE'S NOT SORRY]

dear god

[5055034455]

omg

Who's blocking whose number now?

you love it

[controlledvariable]

you can try

you don't know my life

[5055034455]

Is that a threat?

yes i do

[controlledvariable]

it might be

sighs

[5055034455]

So what you're saying is that I'm actually training Mike to be my bodyguard.

ilu

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maybe you should've gotten a lion instead of a house cat

ilu2 I GUESS

[5055034455]

Maybe you shouldn't be threatening your lawyer!

heavy sigh

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you can't tell me i'm the first person to threaten you

[5055034455]

No, but you're the prettiest.

[controlledvariable]

what's that got to do with anything

[5055034455]

Absolutely nothing. I'm just saying.

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[Saul why]

you should get better clients

[If she's the prettiest one to threaten him. Or something.]