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be excellent to each other

[SHE'S NOT SORRY]

dear god

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omg

Who's blocking whose number now?

you love it

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you can try

you don't know my life

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Is that a threat?

yes i do

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it might be

sighs

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So what you're saying is that I'm actually training Mike to be my bodyguard.

ilu

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maybe you should've gotten a lion instead of a house cat

ilu2 I GUESS

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Maybe you shouldn't be threatening your lawyer!

heavy sigh

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you can't tell me i'm the first person to threaten you

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No, but you're the prettiest.

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what's that got to do with anything

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Absolutely nothing. I'm just saying.

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[Saul why]

you should get better clients

[If she's the prettiest one to threaten him. Or something.]

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I should do a lot of things.

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let's start with stop teaching your kitten to chase bat symbols

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But she's so cute. :(

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she can be cute without being turned into my nemesis

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I guess that's true, seeing as how she's cute literally all the time.

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you're turning into a cat lady

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Better than being a bat man.

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ugh

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OK, OK, that one was terrible. Sorry.

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are you really?

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For that? Yes. For the rest of it? Nope.

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i'm going to steal mike

[only appropriate retaliation tbh]