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o-oh :c

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Too late. She's like a week away from being a vicious killing machine. She's so fierce, in fact, that her full name is now Mike B. Goodman and I bet you can't guess what the B stands for.

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[Saul pls]

bullshit?

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Beyoncé.

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[Excuse her while she just lays her head down on a desk and laughs for like five minutes.]

goddammit, saul.

i'm blocking your number.

[No she's not]

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No you're not. :)

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i might

what did i even do to deserve a kitten nemesis?

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All great heroes deserve a nemesis, kitten or otherwise.

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[no that's gross she's almost having feelings.]

i already have one!

i have like five!

six if you count jordana!

[Saul has probably heard Steph complain about Jordana.]

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Well now you have seven! One for every day of the week!

You can have Mike on Caturday.

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ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿

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what the actual fuck

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It's a cat.

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i know that

what i want to know is why

who thought that was a good idea

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Who thought cats were a good idea??

That's a philosophical discussion I'm not qualified to have, Steph.

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who thought you were a good idea seems like a more valid question

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Also not a discussion I'm qualified to have.

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i'm totally qualified for it

philosophy 101 was worth it

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So who do you think thought I was a good idea?

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that's something you have to figure out yourself

:)

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Are you trying to pull a Socrates on me?

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i'm just saying it's cheating if i tell you

but i can give you one piece of important philosophical advice

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Really? I'm all eyes.

backflips out a window

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be excellent to each other

[SHE'S NOT SORRY]

dear god

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omg

Who's blocking whose number now?